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Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who understand that \"good enough\" doesn't cut it above timberline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='box-sizing: inherit; color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eWashing Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='box-sizing: inherit; color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eHow to Keep This Shirt Around as Long as the Stories You Tell in It\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003eCold water only. Save the hot water for after the pack-out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003eTurn inside out before washing. Protect the print the same way you'd protect a good glassing spot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003eUse a gentle detergent. Garment-dyed cotton doesn't need to be fought with.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003eFirst wash may bleed a little. Give it its own load, same as you'd give a green hunter their own drainage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style='box-sizing: inherit; color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eDrying Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003eAvoid high heat. Air-drying holds the color and the texture best.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003eTumble dry low if you need it done faster.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003ePull it out promptly once dry. Wrinkles are for people who didn't plan ahead.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style='box-sizing: inherit; color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eAdditional Tips:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003eSkip the bleach and harsh detergents. They'll fade it faster than a summer of sun above the basin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgba(37, 37, 37, 0.75); font-family: \"Archivo Narrow\", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;'\u003eNo fabric softeners. 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